So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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