You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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