That's intense
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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