My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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