Its about making memories worth repressing
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
The struggles of a small town man whore
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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