i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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