You really coming over, don't trick.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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