What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
