Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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