spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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