their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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