You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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