I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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