The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
