he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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