Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
