you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
