She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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