at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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