The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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