idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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