I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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