He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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