I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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