So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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