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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Randomize
