We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
operation have a gay friend backfired
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Houston, we have a squirter
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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