they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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