So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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