Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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