Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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