My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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