Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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