are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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