Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
