Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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