im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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