you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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