if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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