just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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