If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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