The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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