I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I don't think brook has ever known best
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize