Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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