i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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