You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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