I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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