I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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