Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
