Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
id be glad to
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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