Dual....:-)
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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