That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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