ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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