Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Come share oat with me in your robe
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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