I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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