Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
You should frame my arrest warrant.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Randomize
