i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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