I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
do herpes really smell.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Randomize
